Running through corridors is optional.
Thursday, March 30, 2023
Story #217 - The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People (2011)
Friday, February 17, 2023
Story #216 - The Doctor's Wife (2011)
Harry -
A pocket story in a pocket universe. Sort of. Think of soap bubbles or something. Anyway, the TARDIS takes a very long detour, so far away that even Moffat's season-long story arc is barely in view.
Sarah -
Who doesn’t love a pocket universe? They’re so cozy.
Harry -
I think this story was perfectly placed as a sidebar before we go back into the main season arc.
Sarah -
What I remember most about this story is how fandom lost its collective mind when it was announced that Neil Gaiman would be writing for Doctor Who.
Harry -
Surely I was among them. After seeing so many big name writers say "Oh I'd love to write for Doctor Who" over the years, here finally was a big name writer coming on board.
Sarah -
And then it lost its mind all over again when the title was announced, followed by the never-ending speculation of who would be The Doctor’s Wife. The TARDIS was almost a disappointment after all that.
While working on "The Caves of Androzani", John Nathan-Turner wrote the title “The Doctor’s Wife” on the white board in his office to identify the person who was leaking information to the media. It worked and he found the leak. I imagine Moffat had been waiting decades to use The Doctor’s Wife as a title!
Harry -
An amusing bit of history there.
Almost from the start there's some misdirection about who the titular wife might be. The Doctor receives a Gallifreyan distress cube in the middle of space from a previously unknown Time Lord called the Corsair. We learn that the Corsair is a friend of the Doctor's and has changed gender multiple times, a bit of foundation-laying for Michelle Gomez and Jodie Whittaker. Without further ado, the TARDIS heads outside the universe into all manner of strangeness and trouble.
Sarah -
Well played, Moff! I’d forgotten it was in this story.
Harry -
Turns out the Corsair was not the Doctor's wife, but the victim of a sentient asteroid that has been luring and killing dozens of Time Lords in this pocket universe, and devouring their TARDISes. Seeking to capture the Doctor's TARDIS, the asteroid (identified as House) drains out its matrix, leaving an empty shell ready to be occupied. The matrix meanwhile is dumped into the body of a human named Idris, one of a handful of scraggly people clinging to life on the asteroid. Perhaps these people were surviving companions of other Time Lords?
Sarah -
That’s so sad and entirely possible.
Harry -
Watching the story again, Idris' initial nonsensical dialogue made much more sense. "Thief, thief!" she shouts when spotting the Doctor. Over the years there has been the occasional gag about the Doctor and TARDIS sharing amorous communications between themselves but here they are finally both able to vocalize together at the same time. I particularly liked the line "You stole me, and I stole you."
Sarah -
At least it was consensual and they’ve been committed for millennia.
Harry -
The story is very clever and spreads out nicely over 45 minutes. Did it strike you that Gaiman didn't give Amy and Rory much to do, other than being trapped inside the TARDIS for much of the story?
Sarah -
Just another week of Amy and Rory being traumatized – again.
Harry -
Their lack of involvement really stood out here, until they were subjected to some horror story wandering in the TARDIS corridors. It didn't seem to mesh with the rest of the story.
One thing I remembered about this story was the colour palette. Grey, grey and more grey. It definitely contributed to the lifeless atmosphere on the asteroid.
Sarah -
Not a place you’d like to spend any more time than necessary. It’s a well-paced episode and I enjoyed it more than I expected.
Harry -
The Doctor and the TARDIS throw together another console from junk parks, reclaim the TARDIS shell and expel House, problem resolved.
Later on, Gaiman said that he would have liked to write another story for the Capaldi era. It never happened and who knows if he'll ever write for the show again. As far as I know, there hasn't been much spinoff content regarding the Corsair. Perhaps Gaiman is hanging on to that for future opportunities.
This was an interesting story. Big on ideas, with a huge focus on the Doctor and TARDIS. It was nice to hear the TARDIS' side of things for once.
Sarah -
Best Line:
AMY: She's the TARDIS?
DOCTOR: And she's a woman. She's a woman and she's the TARDIS.
AMY: Did you wish really hard?
Favorite Moment: Amy and Rory asking to get rid of the bunk beds.
Lasting Image: The spare-parts TARDIS
6/10
Harry -
Best Line:
DOCTOR: I don't know what to do. That's a new feeling.
Favourite Moment: The Doctor and TARDIS saying hello.
Lasting Image: Idris
7/10
Our marathon continues with Story #217: The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People...
Friday, January 20, 2023
Story #215 - The Curse of the Black Spot (2011)
Sarah -
Did you know there was a prequel for this episode?
Harry -
Well how about that. Thank you for sharing, Sarah. I just watched that prequel for the first time, twelve years after it was broadcast, somewhere.
That clip was useful because it immediately spoke to one of the things that bothered me as I rewatched "The Curse of the Black Spot". For the first little while in this story, no one was remarking on why there seemed to be no wind or waves despite everyone standing on the deck of a ship. Eventually we find out that the ship has been in waters becalmed for eight days. Viewers who caught that prequel would have known right away.
One of my pet peeves of the Moffat era is just this, the pervasiveness of teasers, prequels, and mini-episodes that fans had to keep an eye out for. Here in the year 2023 everything worth knowing is transmitted almost instantaneously to people who want to know. But even in 2014, these things were not universally accessible, demonstrated by the fact that I just learned of the above prequel for the first time. I am not a troglodyte, I'm certain!
Anyway, that was very useful.
Sarah -
Pirates on a spaceship! Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?
Harry -
Absolutely!
Sarah -
The Doctor turns up ready for pirate hijinks, but the pirates are in no mood for Yo Ho Ho-ing as they’re being picked off. When a member of the crew is injured, a black spot appears on their hand and the siren entices them with her song and appears to kill them by disintegration.
It’s not the best time for the TARDIS Team to turn up on the ship in response to a distress call, which wasn’t sent by the pirates. It’s the plank for the Doctor and Rory and the scullery for Amy, which I assume includes “all other duties as assigned.” Being the general badass she is, Amy is having none of this and mounts an attack on the pirates to save her men. In the ensuing sword fight, Amy draws blood from small cuts from a pirate and Rory. The pirate tells Amy that she’s killed him, while she mocks him for being a baby. The siren turns up and the Team sees why the pirates are so afraid. Amy realizes Rory is next and restrains him from getting to the siren.
Harry -
Sirens and pirates, two things that go great together in stories. This being a story in the Moffat era, things take an unusual turn. The green glowing siren was wonderfully eerie, and her method of disintegrating the marked men was sudden and brutal.
Amy in her pirate gear is definitely my lasting image from this story, and the sword fight is really the only action scene in the whole story, but her kickass swashbuckling ended up getting Rory killed.
Sarah -
Poor Rory. Traveling with the Doctor can be stressful and potentially dangerous, but I don't think any companion has suffered as much as Rory.
Harry -
I'm pretty sure it's a thing that Rory keeps dying in this series (Moff you maniac!). He doesn't die at first, as everyone scrambles below decks to escape the siren. It's a ship under siege! Take cover!
Everyone holes up in a cabin and we meet a stowaway, the pirate captain's young son. He divulges some of the captain's backstory while the Doctor works out how the siren is making herself appear -- not through water but through reflections. That was a bit of a stretch but nicely explained the becalmed waters that were bugging me.
The Doctor slips into the TARDIS to try and puzzle things out, but it goes haywire and takes off, stranding everyone aboard.
Meanwhile, Amy experiences another baffling moment when the woman from the previous story appears through a sliding hatch again. I remember being freaked out and totally compelled by these weird David Lynch moments as the season went on.
Sarah -
I expect we’ll see her a lot this season.
I didn’t remember much about this story so it was a surprise when the siren turned out to be a doctor who had been removing the injured pirates to her hospital spaceship.
Harry -
It was a great twist.
Sarah -
Rory, who was drowning when he was transferred to the sickbay, was connected to life support. Amy tried to remove him from life support, but the doctor siren wouldn’t allow it until Amy agreed to accept responsibility. The Doctor and Amy remove him from the sickbay and rush him to the TARDIS, where Amy begins CPR and the Doctor... just stands by.
Harry -
Amy doing everything in her power to save Rory and becoming increasingly distraught as the agonizing seconds ticked by -- that was one of the most intense scenes in the entire New Who era.
Sarah -
But, as ever, Rory survives as do all the pirates, who sail off in the hospital ship. The TARDIS team wishes them the best and set off to new adventures.
Harry -
After Rory's near-death and Amy's trauma, I think we were all ready to rush to the happy ending. There wasn't much action to this story, mostly everyone dashing from one part of the ship to another with long sections of dialogue in between. The pirates didn't do any pirating. The Doctor did jack squat to save Rory which I'm hoping he'll be called out on later. Overall, kind of a meh experience, this one.
Sarah -
Apparently, the episode was meant to be later in the series. I doubt it would have been any better later.
Harry -
Best Line:
Wounded Pirate: "You have killed me!"
Amy: "No way, it’s just a cut. What kind of rubbish pirates are you?"
Favourite Moment: when the siren first emerged.
Lasting Image: Amy with her pirate hat and sword.
5/10
Sarah -
Best Line:
Amy: Easy, tiger. Goodnight, Doctor.
Doctor: Goodnight, Amelia.
Amy: You only call me Amelia when you're worrying about me.
Doctor: I always worry about you.
Amy: Mutual.
Favorite Moment: Amy swings on a rope to save Rory and the Doctor
Lasting Image: Totes on Amy’s pirate kit!
5/10
Our marathon continues with Story #216: The Doctor's Wife...
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
Story #214 - The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon (2011)
Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Sofa of Rassilon EXTRA: Space and Time (2011)
Friday, November 18, 2022
Story #213 - A Christmas Carol (2010)
Sarah -
Things have been a little harried at my end of the Sofa these last few months, so this story was exactly what I needed. I have not watched it since the first broadcast and didn't remember too many details. Yes, it's a take off of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, but Steven Moffat turns it into the perfect Doctor Who Christmas Special.
Harry -
This is a very Moffatty take on the Dickens tale, complete with timey-wimey activity. I don't think I watched it since first broadcast either.
I forgot that a love story was central to the entire thing. Yes, the Doctor has encountered couples and lovers before -- after all, he's rescuing the Ponds here -- but he couldn't do that before resolving the tale of Kazran and Abigail. A very nice change from aliens and bases under siege.
Sarah -
It’s just lovely. There have been so many take-offs of A Christmas Carol, but this one feels perfect. The Doctor slips into the role of the ghost of Christmas past, showing Kazran a new version of his past, with the Doctor as his younger self’s best friend.
Harry -
It was fascinating to watch Kazran as his memories were being rewritten.
Sarah -
They spend every 24 hours of Christmas day with Abigail, having adventures as Kazran and Abigail fall in love. Meanwhile, Amy is the ghost of Christmas present, trying to encourage Kazran to save everyone on a crashing spaceship, which Amy and Rory are on. Kazran is his own ghost of Christmas future. The episode is fun but sad and every note is just right.
Harry -
Why has science not yet provided us with flying shark chariots?
Great performance by Michael Gambon, who got to have his turn on The Doctor Who Show. Even greater performance by Katherine Jenkins who made her acting debut here. New Who has a history of casting singers (Billie Piper, Kylie Minogue) but they finally let one sing. Apart from a few moments of child-like glee, Matt Smith was very understated here and let the guests have the spotlight.
Abigail's final day was gut-wrenching, adding a tragic Victorian note to the story. But still, these specials are always on the sweeter, lighter side and this might be one of the best. It breezed by very quickly, and even Moffat's Moffaty tendencies went easy on viewers' brains.
Sarah -
I’m so happy to have revisited "A Christmas Carol", which has leapt up the list of my favorite Doctor Who Christmas specials.
Best Line:
"Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before."
Favorite Moment: The Doctor telling Amy that if nothing ever ended, nothing would ever get started.
Lasting Image: Flying Shark Chariots!
9/10
Harry -
And we've managed to drag out the posting of this review to coincide with the onslaught of seasonal music and advertising. Merry Christmas Everyone!
Best Line:
DOCTOR: I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.
(He shows Kazran the psychic paper.)
KAZRAN: It's just a lot of wavy lines.
DOCTOR: Yeah, it's shorted out. Finally, a lie too big.
Favourite Moment: the Doctor enters through the chimney.
Lasting Image: Flying Shark Chariots!
9/10
Our marathon continues with Story #214: The Impossible Astronaut / Day of the Moon...
Sunday, September 25, 2022
Story #212 - The Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang (2010)
Harry -
Steven Moffat brings the Eleventh Doctor's first series to a close with a fantastic two-parter. Right on the heels of "The Lodger", the Doctor, Amy and River investigate another mystery that gets teased out all the way to the part one cliffhanger.
Sarah -
I love "The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang" so much. I can’t think of any NuWho finale that is as fun as this one – and everyone lives!
Harry -
I can't remember a wilder pre-titles sequence than River escaping space prison and traversing time and space to summon the Doctor. It had almost nothing to do with the plot of the ensuring story, but it was quality River time.
And off they go to Roman Britain.
From there, the story takes its time revealing the mystery at Stonehenge, or rather the Underhenge. Filming there must have been a blast for everyone except the anxious preservationists at English Heritage. Anyway, inside the Underhenge is the Pandorica -- a myth, a legend, a large black square that is slowly coming alive.
As the Pandorica prepares to reveal its secrets, so too does the TARDIS. It takes River back to Amy's house. There, she sees that the Roman Britain that she just left behind was peopled with centurions from a book. The whole scene, in fact, seems to have been assembled from Amy's memories.
Sarah -
Amy’s memories are fueling everything but she still can’t remember Rory. Amy staring at her ring in confusion is heartbreaking.
Harry -
I really liked the slow buildup in part one. Moff took his time peeling back the layers of mystery and yet the episode bounced along quickly. That is not easy to do.
Sarah -
"The Pandorica Opens" is a wild ride – and it’s just getting started. Vincent, Churchill and Bracewell, and Liz 10 all make appearances, but the story is focused on the core characters.
And that includes Rory, making one of the most spectacular returns in Doctor Who history! It’s not really a surprise, but it’s still surprising – if you know what I mean.
Harry -
Rory the Roman was a fantastic reveal. And then the twist: he's actually Rory the Auton. I still remember the moment of horror when his hand popped open. All hell broke loose at once, with the alliance of universal supervillians all ganging up on the Doctor, the TARDIS exploding with River inside, and Amy being shot. Moffat saved it all for the final moments.
Sarah -
So much happens in such a short time. This is the story where Rory becomes a mythic hero, not just another Mickey. He's a full member of the team from here on out.
Harry -
After the Pandorica was sealed with the Doctor inside, it reopens 1,894 years later... with grown up Amy inside. And off we go again as part two gives us a Night at the Museum-style romp. This was so good. All the timey-wimey vortex manipulation that the Doctor did in order to be there for the end of the universe was classic Moffat.
Normally these "end of the universe" dilemmas have an oversimplified, unsatisfactory resolution, but I was quite satisfied with the simple use of residue from the Pandorica to reboot everything. The Doctor even gives a nice little speech about the power of memory. Sure why not, this story was so much fun I don't dare criticize a thing.
Sarah -
I could watch the romp over and over! It's so good to see Amelia Pond again. This is early enough in the Matt Smith era that we're not yet over the "I am the Doctor" speeches.
And we get a wedding surprise when Raggedy Man turns up with his blue box. Amy and Rory spend their wedding night on the TARDIS, which leads to...SPOILERS!
Harry -
Best Line - I didn't jot one down but honestly everything River says is quotable. She's amazing.
Favourite Moment - Rory revealed as an Auton, it was so mind-blowing.
Lasting Image - River zapping the Doctor's fez.
8/10
Sarah -
Best Line: "Right then, I have questions, but number one is this. What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"
Favorite Moment: The epic romp is more than a moment, but I love it so.
Lasting Image: River shooting the fez, for sure!
9/10
Our marathon continues with Story #213: A Christmas Carol...









