Two fans of Doctor Who, one marathon viewing of every episode of the series from 1963 to the present.

Running through corridors is optional.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Story #20 - The Myth Makers (1965)

Harry -
So, how about them Greeks 'n' Trojans?


Sarah -
Yes, how about them. I spent too much time trying to remember the details of the Odyssey, which I last read about twenty-five years ago. Turns out it didn't really matter, did it?


Harry -
You got further than me on that count. I couldn't be arsed trying to sort out who was whose brother, who was whose daughter etc. The viewing experience was weakened by a lack of footage, but based on the stills and audio, this story had the feel of a cheap costume drama. There were some stretches were nothing was said, so the subtitles were helpful, despite the occasional redundancy ("Thunder roars!").


Sarah -
Watching it in a recon is definitely daunting. Following the story was a real challenge.


Harry -
Enough crabby talk. It was nice to see some familiar faces in this one. And what do you know, the Doctor's gone and made a Zeus of himself!


Sarah -
He had no problem going with the flow on that, did he?

This story is known as a comedy, but I didn’t really find it all that funny. Paris’ slightly Woosteresque performance was a bit of campy fun, but the story was not as charming as it seemed to think.



Harry -
The first episode was certainly played straight. I wasn't sure what to make of Paris. His performance seemed out of place, compared to the other actors.


Sarah -
It was a wacky performance.


Harry -
One interesting thing in this story was that the Doctor and his companions gave up their real identities as early as the second episode. However the reactions from the other characters seemed mostly bemused or sceptical, as if they couldn't really grasp what they were being told.


Sarah -
Interesting observation. So often in the Doctor’s travels, the people he meets will just take him at face value and do what he wants. That didn’t work too well here, did it?


Harry -
Speaking of sceptical, Cassandra was one big oily heap of scepticism. She's probably my favourite character in all of this. Her loathing for sweet little Vicki was very palpable!


Sarah -
Poor Vicki. I wouldn’t want Cassandra as my enemy; talk about a drama queen. My favorite thing about her scenes was how you could practically hear the other characters rolling their eyes at her – “Oh, there goes Cassandra again. Pay her no nevermind.”


Harry -
History? Comedy? Historical-Comical? Comical-Historical? However I look at The Myth Makers, it just doesn't seem to amount to very much. Am I missing the point of it? Maybe my lack of classical education is to blame.


Sarah -
I probably got enough classical education for both of us, and I didn’t fare much better. I kept wanting it to make up its mind about what it was. It started off fairly strong, but the last episode didn’t leave me feeling satisfied by the storytelling.

Perhaps it would be different if we had the original footage to watch, but this story could not overcome its reconstruction.



Harry -
Yes, this is definitely a case of the viewing being hampered by a weak reconstruction, although it's the best we had to work with.

Now, what about Vicki's departure? That came out of nowhere! I was stunned! It was so jarring and inexplicably out of character, wasn't it?

Even the Doctor didn't seem all that torn up.

A bizarro ending to a bizarro story, I felt.



Sarah -
That whole romance came out of nowhere, not that it stopped Steven from noticing that Vicki and Troilus were smitten at first sight. Still, it’s a huge of a leap of faith for Vicki to stay behind – as huge as Susan’s. Oh, young love, what a convenient device you are to dispose of companions.

Not seeing the Doctor and Vicki part was the worst of it. Their bond was so strong.

Meanwhile, we have Katarina aboard the TARDIS now, and an injured Steven. And it’s off to the Daleks. At the very least, The Myth Makers reminds us that war is no fun at all.

Lasting image: It’s so hard to pick a lasting image in this recon, because there’s so little to work with. I liked the model Trojan horse on the hill because it was so obvious.

Favorite moment: Menelaus admitting that he’s happy to be rid of Helen at last. This scene definitely made me laugh.

Best line: "All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!" No respect for Cassandra!

6/10



Harry -
Lasting image: I'll go with the horse.

Favourite moment: That rather silly exchange between Paris and Steven:

"Now, die, Greek -- and tell them in Hades that Paris sent you thither!"

"I yield."

[beat]

"Beg your pardon?"

"I yield. I'm your prisoner."

"I say, this sort of thing is just not done. I mean surely you'd rather die than be taken prisoner..."

"Well yes, but only in a general sort of way you see..."


Proto-Python history at its finest.

Best line: "HOWWWW DAAAAARRRRE YOUUUUU!" Cassandra utterly devours the scenery with one line. All future "How dare yous!" must be judged against this one.

Still, meh.

5/10






Our marathon continues with Story #21 - The Daleks' Master Plan...


Saturday, August 6, 2011

Story #19 - Mission to the Unknown (1965)



Harry -
Hmmm, those Daleks are up to something again...

But what? Just when it was getting good, the story was over. That was the longest prelude/prologue/teaser thing we've ever seen in Doctor Who. And I'm including the Moffat era.



Sarah -
What an odd little thing. I want to rush ahead to "The Daleks' Master Plan", but will restrain myself as best I can.


Harry -
I looked into what our friends Rob and Toby had to say, and they captured everything that was happening in my fevered mind after watching this story today.


Sarah -
It’s like consulting Holy Writ.  "And then Robert doth sayeth to Tobias..."


Harry -
Exactly!

Rob spoke highly of the concepts introduced in this brief piece. The Doctor as a saviour, evidenced by the destruction wrought when the Daleks are free to run riot. The sickening idea of the Varga thorn (grown in laboratories on Skaro) that poisons first the mind and then the body of its victim. And the notion that "The Daleks' Master Plan" is so epic that it is beyond epic -- it requires a couple of breaks in between so as not to utterly blow the minds of its viewers.


Sarah -
It’s definitely a foreshadowing of the current series concept of the Doctor being the only thing keeping the entire universe from spinning horribly out of control. No pressure or anything.

The moment when Marc “Space Security Service, licensed to kill” Cory, identified the Varga as having been created by the Daleks sent a little shiver down my spine. Such a creative little race of sociopaths they are.

Epic beyond epic is how I like my Doctor Who.



Harry -
Meanwhile, Toby joined in the speculation that surrounds the mysterious alien emissaries. Who are they? And who played whom?


Sarah -
This little bout of speculative geekery may just be my favorite section of the book so far.


Harry -
A while back, after watching this Loose Cannon recon for the first time, I did my own googling and found...

...this interesting attempt at solving the puzzle. (courtesy of Doctor Who Magazine)


Sarah -
Well now, that’s impressive. I love the mysteries that shroud these stories. Historians need something to keep themselves in work.


Harry -
I wonder how many of the alien delegate actors Toby has managed to meet in real life.  He seems to be highly skilled at that sort of thing.

For me, this episode is all about the Daleks and their grand alliance of intergalactic baddies aligned against the Doctor. Everything old is new again, right Moff?



Sarah -
Isn’t it though?

For all its brevity, the story of Cory, Garvey, and Lowery is a compelling one. Having to shoot one’s crewmate to save the rest of the crew isn’t a new story, but it’s handled well here. The who’s-going-to-be-next tension is palpable, even though we know Lowry will inevitably brush against that Varga. Poor guy has Red Shirt written all over him.



Harry -
Cory spoke with such a lovely, crisp RAF accent, you knew he'd be the last one standing.


Sarah -
The information we get from their story is tantalizing. It’s a thousand years since the Daleks invaded earth. (On the plus side, that’s a thousand years without Susan getting into a scrape!) More than 110 planets are controlled by the Daleks, which suggests more than a bit of appeasement by Earth, the current dominant force in the universe.


Harry -
Busy little sociopaths, those Daleks.  Like the obnoxious kid in school who was always racing ahead of the lessons.  No one gets behind that sort of thing.


Sarah -
Someone on Earth seems to have an inkling that the Daleks are up to something, sending Cory and his team to Kembel to have a look around. So many questions to have answered.


Harry -
Good thing Cory figured out how to use that archaic 20th Century tape recorder in time to record his message!


Sarah -
In addition to being the only story not to feature the Doctor or any of his companions, "Mission to the Unknown" also has the distinction of being Verity Lambert’s last story. What a swansong!


Harry -
Class.  Legend.  Mint.


Sarah -
Have we just managed to say more about this one-parter than the previous four-parter? Let’s hear it for a good story well told!


Harry -
Aye, twas quite excellent!


Sarah -
Lasting image: The Supervillans Conference

Favorite moment: The revelation of the Daleks master plan to conquer Earth

Best line: “The seven of us represent the greatest war force ever assembled. Conquest is assured!"

Doesn’t Malpha know that uttering this line is pretty much sealing his doom?

7/10



Harry -
"Tobias..."  (*still giggling*)

Lasting image: definitely the alien emissaries scheming around the table.

Favourite moment: Cory and the big-spool tape recorder.

Best line: "I suppose you've heard of the Daleks..."

8/10





Our marathon continues with Story #20 - The Myth Makers...


Monday, August 1, 2011

Story #18 - Galaxy 4 (1965)

Sarah -
Season 3! My how time flies!

I have to admit, I’ve been terribly spoiled by all the complete stories we’ve been watching. It’s been a while since we’ve had a recon and I’m afraid it’s interfering with my enjoyment. It doesn’t help that the video was interrupted every other minute for an ad.

On the upside, I always love glimpses of life aboard the TARDIS. Vicki giving Steven a haircut is so homey. And Chumbleys are cute.

Otherwise, Drahvins…blah, blah, blah…Rills…blah, blah, blah. BOR-ING!!!!!!!!!!!



Harry -
Wow, this was dire from the get-go. My own viewing notes include the word "BOOOORING!" in all-caps.

How boring was this? So boring that when Steven had a long lie-down for most of the third episode, I was jealous of him.



Sarah -
I feel much better knowing it wasn’t just me. Even the actors seem bored.


Harry -
Numerous factors marred the viewing of this story. Normally I don't mind the recons, but the scarcity and repetition of story images made for a very weak collection of stills to stare at. The sound quality is very poor, making the dialogue hard to understand at times.

The story itself is a crashing bore: How to Bludgeon the Viewer With a 'Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder' theme for four episodes using no subtlety. Oh dear, I did not like this at all!

And another thing that irked me: there's a moment where our heroes are watching the TARDIS scanner, observing as a Chumbley chumbles around outside the TARDIS. HOW CAN THE TARDIS VIEW ITSELF ON ITS OWN SCANNER?

Oh dear, oh dear.



Sarah -
I’ve been desperately trying to figure out favorite images, moments, etc., but I just don’t think they exist.

Oh, wait, Vicki had a good line: “I noted, observed, collated, concluded, and then I threw a rock.” Good work, Vicki!

There it is, and now I’m off to do some summery outdoorsy things.

2/10



Harry -
I have not got much else to say about this story either. The surviving images and audio don't lend it many positives. You're right, everyone sounds really bored, other than the mellifluous Rill.

Lasting image: the Chumbley chumbling around the TARDIS.

Favourite moment: the Rill reveal, only because something HAPPENED.

Best line: I can't think of anything but the Chumbley sounds!

Let's get back outside.

3/10



Sarah -
Three?  You're so generous!


Harry -
Could be sunstroke?




Our marathon continues with Story #19 - Mission to the Unknown...