Sarah -
Back in high school and college, I spent loads of time explaining to
skeptical friends that even if they had problems with the effects on Doctor Who,
they should watch it for the excellent writing. Yet, somehow, I hadn’t spent a
lot of time thinking about the actual writers. This little project of ours has
turned this all around, which is to say, Mac is Back! Seeing Malcolm Hulke’s
name on the opening credits is one of the highlights of this era of Doctor
Who.
Harry -
Pleased to watch another Mac Hulke story, this time a
sequel to Doctor Who and the Silurians. Jon Pertwee gets a second chance to
broker peace between humans and the reptilian inhabitants beneath the planet's
surface.
Sarah -
And it works out about as well as the first
time!
Harry -
Naturally, Hulke provides another searing indictment of
humanity, and the pompous buffoons who run its governments. Go Mac!
Sarah
-
I would expect nothing less.
Harry -
Before we get to that, the
story starts off innocently enough, in the Doctor Who sense of things. We see some murky
goings on in the sea, with ships mysteriously being sunk, culminating in an
attack on an abandoned sea fort by a new monster - the so-called Sea
Devils.
Sarah -
What a coincidence that the Master happens to be
jailed in the same waters. I mean, what are the chances of that happening?
Surely, he can't have anything to do with the missing ship shenanigans, can he?
Harry -
It's uncanny!
Sarah -
Utterly. The Doctor and Jo
arrive at the island prison to visit with the Master, who is as charming and
delightful as ever -- the best frenemy a Time Lord could hope
for.
Harry -
I wish the exchanges with my old frenemies were as
witty and stylish. Was this the first time the Doctor admitted that he and the
Master used to be friends? Yes, here's the quote: "He used to be a friend of
mine once. A very good friend. In fact, you might almost say we were at school
together."
Sarah -
Do you have many frenemies?
Harry -
No, none at all. Frenemies was a high school thing. I have only mortal
enemies now.
Sarah -
I’ll keep that in mind.
Though there have
been many Doctor-Master combinations, Pertwee and Delgado will always be my
favorite. Their chemistry is perfect and watching them is always a delight. The
fencing scene is one of the highlights of this story for me. They’re both having
a blast, and the Doctor can’t resist giving the Master another chance, just to
keep things interesting.
Harry -
The Doctor clearly feels a bit of
sentiment for the Master, for him to go to the trouble of paying a visit to his
isolated prison. And to sit through prison governor Trenchard's ridiculous
fussing over his and Jo's UNIT passes. I liked how Trenchard's obsession with
passes became a running joke through the story.
Sarah -
Oh,
Trenchard. Another in a line of petty bureaucrats in Doctor Who, but saved from
mediocrity by Clive Morton’s performance. While Trenchard is in the Master’s
power and something of a buffoon, Morton conveys the pathos in Trenchard’s
character. As with so many other Doctor Who characters who have discovered they
are not as in control as they thought they were, Trenchard believes that his
actions will redeem his past failures. In the end, his actions are chalked up to
patriotism, and not his own hubris -- but we viewers know better, having seen
this all before.
Harry -
And he's not even the most loathsome
bureaucrat in this story! But we'll get to him later.
Another running
joke, for some, is the score. All experimental electronica. I love this kind of
music, so for me this score is the electronic zenith of the 70s. The ultimate
Pertwee soundtrack. It's forward-looking, but so of its time I can't see
anything like this being used again. In fact, contemporary Who is the complete
opposite: big, symphonic blockbuster music. And that's fine. I'll always have
"The Sea Devils" to enjoy.
Sarah -
And you’re welcome to it! I don’t
want to start a major row here, Dear Harry, but the soundtrack is perhaps my
least favorite part of this spectacular story. Every tinny note set me on edge
and even undermined the story at points. Still, it’s inextricably part of "The
Sea Devils", so perhaps I should be less harsh in my judgment. I apologize for
any hurt feelings I may have caused.
Harry -
Hah, we might get more
readers if we had more rows!
Sarah -
We’ll have to work on generating
a bit more drama.
Harry -
Another tip of the cap I want to give is
for all of part two. This is one of the best single episodes of Doctor Who ever!
It starts with the dazed crew man staggering along ranting about a "Sea Devil."
The Doctor fiddles with a radio set, then goes to investigate. A frantic chase
scene erupts, played out on stairwells and crazily-angled corridors. In the Sea
Devil, we finally get a monster that can run, not shuffle, and it elevates the
scariness of the scene. Trapped in the room where they started, the Doctor
scares off the monster, then rigs up the radio set to send a message. The radio
then blows up, just one of several quick comedic moments in the episode. Back at
Trenchard's office, the Doctor gets in some office putting, some more quips, and
that wild fencing duel with the Master, culminating in a knife-throwing
cliffhanger. Holy wow, this episode is full of win!
Sarah -
You’ve
done a spectacular job of summarizing episode two, Old Chap, but you’ve left out
what is perhaps my favorite scene ever in any episode of Doctor Who! Near the
end of the first episode, when the Doctor and Jo are climbing up the ladder to
the sea fort and “Jo” is clearly a bloke wearing her pantsuit none-too-well and
shaking what his mama gave him – because you know, that’s how ladies move.
What amuses me most is that, in my memory, which is no doubt how I want
this scene to actually play, he’s wearing a miniskirt, go-go boots, and a full
beard.
If only.
Harry -
There was something about the way
the stuntman climbed that ladder, as if he was being electrocuted. It looked as
if "Jo" would go flying into the sea at any moment. Obviously it made for
lasting memories.
I agree that this story might be the best of the
Doctor-Master conflicts. Pertwee and Delgado crackle just by being in the same
room together. This might be Delgado's best turn in the role, and one of my
favourite Delgado Master stories. Maybe we've become accustomed to his bonkers
plots that this one didn't seem as jarring.
Sarah -
Seems entirely
plausible to me!
Harry -
The titular monsters of the story end up
being almost secondary characters, until that next fabulous scene on the beach
when they emerge en masse ("en masse" in Doctor Who parlance meaning exactly
six).
Sarah -
Six isn’t bad. There were only three Daleks in "Day of
the Daleks". Six is positively a crowd!
Harry -
For all the repeated
dashing to and fro from the prison to the naval base, the story never lags. Each
episode brings a fresh angle, be it the Sea Devil and the minefield, the sunken
submarine, or the arrival of Walker, the arrogant bureaucrat from the Ministry
of Defence. His pompous bullying is something else, eh?
Sarah -
Parliamentary Private Secretary Walker was a complete douche. Sorry for
assaulting your ears with such foul language, Old Chap, but that’s what I wrote
in my notes when he appeared.
Harry -
He was a complete and total
arse.
Sarah -
He made me pine for Trenchard! Like all bullies, he was
also a coward when the chips were down. His only response to Jo’s heroic climb
through the ventilation shaft is to think of himself: “What if you get caught?
They might make reprisals against the innocent.” Utter douche.
And, then,
a hovercraft! Can this story possibly get better?
Harry -
That
hovercraft was majestic. I want one! Barring that, I want to ride in
one!
Sarah -
Well, that sorts out your next birthday
gift.
Harry -
Kudos to the Royal Navy for allowing the BBC to use so
many of their toys in the making of this story.
Sarah -
I have to
admit I found myself worrying about Jo – a civilian in the middle of a military
assault – but she’s a lady who can handle a bit of mucking about with the best
of them.
Harry -
She did more running, climbing and sneaking about
than anyone else in the story.
Sarah -
She definitely held her own.
In the end, the Doctor reverses the polarity of the neutron flow and
saves the day.
Harry -
Of course.
Sarah -
I couldn’t help
but be disappointed when the Doctor justifies his actions by claiming he did
what he had to do to prevent a war.
Harry -
He killed the Sea Devils
to prevent more deaths. APPALLING.
Sarah -
I seem to recall him
lecturing the Brig for doing the exact same thing to the Silurians, whom the
Doctor believes should have been more properly called the Eocenes, for the
record.
Harry -
The production team seem to have trouble
identifying and naming the creatures on Earth, too often falling back on
disparaging terms like "savages" and "sea devils". Yes, yes, times were
different, but it bugs me now. And if the Doctor is resorting to minor acts of
genocide, I say it's time he gets the heck off this planet for a
change.
Shall we join him?
Sarah -
Yes, let’s.
Best
Line: The iconic, “Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.”
Favorite
Moment: The Doctor-Master joust
Lasting Image: Stuntman Jo on the
ladder
9/10
Harry -
Best Line: "Your usual childish desire
to gloat, perhaps?" The Doctor crackles with sarcasm during a face off with the
Master.
Favourite Moment: anytime Pertwee and Delgado are in the same
room together.
Lasting Image: The Doctor-Master joust, as Pertwee gets
right into it, while Delgado tries to fend him off.
8/10
Our marathon continues with Story #63: The Mutants...
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